Soap For The Serpent.

The Mansoap is specially shaped to clean the love-gun in its hard to reach places. That underside part gets especially sweaty.

Human Ancestors Left Asia For Africa, Then Decided to Come Back.

From Australia's ABC:

Three newly discovered primate species that lived 30 million years ago suggest that our ancestors originated in Asia not Africa, challenging the well-known "Out of Africa" theory of human evolution.

But it could be something a bit more complicated, such as "Out of Asia into Africa and Back to Asia", since some researchers now think Asian primates journeyed to Africa, where they evolved into humans, who then travelled both in and out of Africa.

According to a study published in the latest Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, numerous fossil teeth found in the Bugti Hills of central Pakistan were from three new anthropoids.

Anthropoids are the group scientists believe were our world-travelling animal cousins, the primates from which humans evolved.

[via Monkeys in the News]

Martial Artist Ruins Bear's Shit.

From Canada's CFCN:

Not of the actual fight, but of an ad for
John West Salmon. Watch it here.

What would you do if you ran into a Grizzly bear. Lyle Simpson used his martial arts training and kicked the bear. [sic]

Simpson was hiking with a group of friends near the Whispering Pines Bible Camp was in the Waiparous Area.

A grizzly charged the group and started chasing Simpson.

He tripped, he went down, his arm went up and as the bear bit his arm, Simpson used his martial arts training and stunned the bear with a kick in the face.

Simpson says this wasn't a random attack, his hiking group got between the mother and her cub.

eBay Is A Den Of Thieves.

A mystery celebrity is auctioning off her tits for ad space. Who is she?

This mystery celebrity HAS NEVER been affiliated with nor worked in the porn industry.

Most everyone on eBay knows this mystery celebrity!

This mystery celebrity hails from a celebrity family.Her grandfather was a movie director, grandma was a radio personality and Dad is an actor/comedian. She had an uncle who was a famous movie star but died in a motorcycle accident. A cousin is a famous actor/singer married to an also famous actress/singer.

This mystery celebrity is older than Britney but younger than JLo.

This mystery celebrity first appeared on TV at the age of 9. She also auditioned for "ANNIE" when she was 10 years old and was one of the TOP 3 choices.

$4.5 Billion Pledged Darfur in April, But Slow to Arrive.

From Yahoo News:

Donors promised $4.5 billion to bolster the peace deal at a conference in Oslo in April, but aid workers say donors are failing to send food needed to avert the south's worst hunger crisis since a 1998 famine in which at least 60,000 people died.

"The Oslo donors conference made a lot of promises ... We were happy with the pledges but they are not helping us now as our people would deserve," Garang said after talks with the U.N. secretary-general in a simple house with a corrugated iron roof.

"There are people actually who have starved to death and the U.N. food pipeline is virtually empty. So we are asking the secretary-general to please do something about it," he said as rain poured down on the town.

Annan responded, saying: "The U.N. team is here and we will redouble our efforts and we will press the international community to make good on their pledges. Cash today is better than cash tomorrow and we can help save lots of lives."

But cash seven years ago would have been ideal.

Oh Good God.

From the UK's Guardian:

The red bandanna and the hunter's knife are back: Sylvester Stallone is set to reprise his role as Vietnam vet John Rambo, 17 years after his last outing.

Miramax/Dimension Films have sold Rambo IV's movie rights to a different production company, clearing the way for filming to start next January in Bulgaria, India and the US.

Stallone, now 58, will don combat trousers for a fourth time, this time to slug it out against American white supremacists bent on killing his wife and daughter. In the new film, the grunting killing machine has turned middle-class family man and has "assimilated into the tapestry of America," according Stallone, who is also the movie's scriptwriter. He promises a film in the vein of Straw Dogs and Deliverance.

G-String Underwear My Be Health Risk.

From the BBC:

Now this is vile.

G-string knickers can damage the skin and cause infections, experts in Germany have warned women.

Dr Thomas Gent of the Association of Gynaecologists advised women to wear bigger pants to avoid complications.

He blamed the friction caused by the string part of the underwear for a big rise in the number of patients he had seen reporting genital inflammation.

A UK gynaecologist said it was the ill-fit rather than the underwear type that was probably the problem.

Dr Gent said: "G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area - especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material."

This damage can aid the spread of bacteria and cause fungal infections, he said.

Mr Nick Panay, consultant gynaecologist at the Queen Charlotte's Hospital, in London, said: "Certainly, if you are wearing something that is two sizes too small it could lead to abrasions and discomfort.

He said if underwear is too tight it can create an ideal environment for fungal infections, such as thrush, to grow and thrive.

"I'm sure properly fitting underwear is no problem, whether they are briefs or a G-string."

Be Your Own Warlord.

Nation States lets you create your own country and interact with all the other players' countries. All your decisions will affect your people, like in real life. You can join coalitions, allow freedom for all your citizens, or be a brutal dicatorship. In fact, the country with the largest economic growth at the moment is a slave labour complex with 5 billion people.

I own the Dominion of SimiaNation.

Student Protest.

From Reuters:

A dozen college students stripped near the presidential palace in the Philippines on Wednesday to protest the deteriorating state of the education system.

The students, all young men who did nothing to cover their faces or bodies, waved placards as they paraded for about 15 minutes at a busy intersection in Manila before police shooed them away.

"The naked truth is that the government never treats education as a basic right," they said in a statement.

They said students would suffer from a shortage of nearly 50,000 classrooms and 3.5 million desks and books this year.

The Philippines, a leading education center in Asia in the 1970s, has fallen into decline due to insufficient budgets for public schools, according to various surveys. Physical education instructors sometimes must also teach English, math and science.

I haven't found any pictures, which is probably for the best.

Piano Man Remains a Mystery.

From CNN [emphasis supplied]:

Hopes that the mysterious "Piano Man" had been identified as a Czech musician called Tomas Strnad were dashed when Strnad appeared on television to say it was not him.

Friends of Strnad, who lives in Prague, told British newspapers at the weekend they were "convinced" he was the man found wandering near a southern England beach more than seven weeks ago.

But on Tuesday night Strnad appeared on Czech Television's prime time news program and ended the speculation.

He told the station: "I just want to set the record straight so that the people are not lied to. It is not me, it is somebody else."

Michael Kocab, who had put forward the theory that his friend was the Piano Man, then appeared in the same report saying he may have made a mistake.

"May have"? Some people just can't admit when they're wrong.