Zen.

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence."

~Leopold Stokowski.

[Insert Smoking, Hot, etc Joke Here]

[Misdirection]

What Happens When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object?

The unthinkable happens.

The Internet is a Beautiful Place.

It really, really is.

The Procrastination Flowchart.

Click on the image when you feel like it.



[My Million Dollar Year]

Tripping Balls.

More Creative Than Drawing a Moustache.

The Decapitator has been stalking the streets of London like an advertising Jack The Ripper. This mysterious figure mutilates boring billboards, turning them into anti-commercialistic guro.

At Worst, I Feel Bad For Awhile.

Smile On A Stick, for when your heart is aching. Even though it's breaking.

This is a FTW! Mug.

It is made of win and coffee.

Democrats Vote Bros Before Hoes.

Total delegates - Barack Obama: 2,157 Hillary Clinton: 1,925

Barack Obama today passes through the gateway of history as a black man carrying his party’s standard into battle in November’s presidential election.

After a wave of pledges from super-delegates pushed him up to the “magic number” of delegates — 2,118 — needed for victory, he accepted the mantle of presumptive Democratic nominee at another huge rally in St Paul, Minnesota.

"Tonight, after fifty-four hard-fought contests, our primary season has finally come to an end, " he declared.

Then, to a raucous ovation from 17,000 people inside the hall - and thousands more locked outside - he said: "I can stand before you and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for President of the United States."

Hillary Clinton, his rival in an epic and often bitter struggle, was facing the end of her own historically charged effort to become America’s first woman president. Many of her staff have been told to stand down and await instructions. Some are reported to be searching for new jobs.

Even as voters cast their ballots in South Dakota and Montana, the final primaries of their marathon 16-month battle, Democratic power brokers had effectively sealed the contest by lining up behind Mr Obama. When polls closed, more than two dozen announced their backing for him.

Mrs Clinton began her speech in New York by congratulating Mr Obama on the campaign he had run, adding: "It has been an honour to contest these primaries with him, just as it is an honour to call him my friend.”

But she stopped short of conceding defeat. "This has been a long campaign," she said, "and I will be making no decisions tonight." Instead, she promised to spend the coming days consulting with the Democratic leadership "to determine how we move forward" while being guided by the best interests of the party.

Earlier, Mrs Clinton had acknowledged for the first time that she would consider the consolation prize of the vice-presidential slot on Mr Obama’s ticket. In a telephone call with the New York Congressional delegation, she said that she was “open” to the idea, adding: “I’ll do whatever I can to help us win.”